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Topic: Battle of the punchlines ...  (Read 5588 times)
« on: November 14, 2011, 11:20:35 AM »
xtrycatchx
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Eto na ang girahan ng mga punchlines natin (either nagamit na o hindi pa).

Eh total mejo maypagkamahiyain tayo at di umaandar baterya natin pag kaharap na si crush, eh dito nalang tayo mag post ng mga punchlines natin para sa kanila  Grin

simulan ko:

Kapag ako naging congressman, ipapasa ko kung yung batas na "The Right to Have You"  Cool
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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2011, 11:34:54 AM »
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 Pag ba nangiti ng mag-isa, baliw na agad?! Di ba pwedeng naalala muna kita?. ?
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2011, 11:50:40 AM »
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boy: sana ako nalang si juan tamad.
girl: bakit naman?
boy: di kasi kaya sa personal.. antayin nalang kitang mahulog sa akin.
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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2011, 11:51:32 AM »
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Sabi ni Peter Pan, kung gusto mo makalipad, isipin mo pinaka-importanteng bagay para sayo..

Eh bakit sa tuwing iniisip kita, lalo akong nahuhulog?
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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2011, 11:57:29 AM »
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crush, mora man kag ok-ok ui! padung pah gani ka maratol nako!

(para kang ipis crush.. kasin papunta ka pa lang, nara-rattle na ako!)
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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2011, 12:08:53 PM »
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Naniniwala ako sa himala.. ....

Akalain mo buhay pa rin ako kahit nasa iyo na ang puso ko! Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2011, 12:57:42 PM »
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try to touch her back...

and when a girl would ask... "bakit mo hinawakan likod ko?"

just reply "i thought i saw wings"
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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2011, 01:03:46 PM »
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di ko na kailangan ng mga red horse na yan.. tingin ko pa lang sa mga eyes mo may tama na ako!
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2011, 01:08:01 PM »
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astig ang mga punchlines, hahaha  Smiley


kaso di ako marunung ng ganito, cge lang... post lang po kau. more more more
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I have love a girl once sad to say the return type was void....
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2011, 01:12:57 PM »
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unsaon nimu pagkakita sa tawo na mupangga ug mu-take-care nimu kung sa laing tawo ka nagtan-aw?

(paano mo makikita yung taong magte-take-care at mag-lo-love sa iyo kung hindi ka naman sa aking naka tingin?)
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2011, 01:16:41 PM »
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Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2011, 01:19:28 PM »
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Quote from: jhaypee on November 14, 2011, 01:08:01 PM
astig ang mga punchlines, hahaha  Smiley


kaso di ako marunung ng ganito, cge lang... post lang po kau. more more more

hehehe, nagtatapang-tapangan lang kami dito kasi online lang eh hahaha.. banat mo na yung malulupet mong punches dyan men!
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2011, 01:22:14 PM »
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.....habang nag lalakad ang maganda ang sexy na chick

Guy: Angel! Angel! Angel!
Girl: Excuse me! ako ba tinatawag mo? My name is not Angel, it's Kristine....

So kuha na ang name...konting follow-up nalang para sa cp number Smiley

or pag sagot ng girl ganito..
  
Girl:"Ako ba tinatawag mo?"
Guy: UU, may kilala kasi akong Girl Angel ang pangalan akala ko ikaw yun, sorry hindi pala .. kasi mas maganda ka pala sa malapitan ....
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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2011, 01:25:17 PM »
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sana raindrops ka at lupa ako, para kung ayaw mo’t sa gusto, wala kang choice - sakin pa rin ang bagsak mo :-)
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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2011, 01:44:45 PM »
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kung isa kang burger sa McDo, malamang tatawagin kang McGorgeous.. then ako mag paka-kapal-muks kahit di pogi na maging endorser mo, para lagi kong isisigaw sa mga radyo at telebisyun ang mga linya na "Love ko 'to!"
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